It's SAM! Anyway, I would pick ninjas. Ninjas are great when it comes to camoflauge so they could essentially sneak up on the illiterate pirates, and the pirate would never know what hit them.
Ninjas. They don't need an explanation, or to defend themselves, because they can sneak up on you and press your pressure point and you would wake up on a deserted island with no memory of your past. And then a giant chicken would eat you, the end.
Ninjas, cuz of teh l337 martial artz skillz
ReplyDeleteIt's SAM! Anyway, I would pick ninjas. Ninjas are great when it comes to camoflauge so they could essentially sneak up on the illiterate pirates, and the pirate would never know what hit them.
ReplyDeletenuu! Pirates are the best! They are the kings of the sea!
ReplyDeleteNO! Ninjas are the... ninjas of land and sea! Ever Mr. Fuzzles agrees!
ReplyDelete+1 for ninjas
ReplyDeleteNinjas.
ReplyDeleteThey don't need an explanation, or to defend themselves, because they can sneak up on you and press your pressure point and you would wake up on a deserted island with no memory of your past. And then a giant chicken would eat you, the end.
Chuck Norris picks ninjas. PWN.
ReplyDeleteLord Voldemort pwns Chuck Norris PWN
ReplyDeleteHarry Potter pwns Lord Voldemort, PWN.
ReplyDeleteCOMBO BREAKER!
ReplyDeletePirates are so drunk, the ninjas don't need to use their sneak skills to take 'em out.
EPIC WIN.
Pirates' stench and their whiskey breath is too intense for a ninja to getg close PWN
ReplyDeleteNinjas can hold their breath for 6 hours.
ReplyDeletePWN.
ReplyDeleteAwful! Pirates didn't get a single vote!
ReplyDeleteI would've voted for pirates just to prove a point.
But no, ninjas would probably win.
And I'm pretty sure no human can hold their breath for more than...20 minutes.
Ninjas are not human :P
ReplyDeleteThat is why he said no human could do it, since pirates are human.
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